Hey guys. I went on a spontaneous trip to Oklahoma but I'm back now. A concise update, you ask? The Hangover is hilarious, dogs rock, convertibles fill with water quite easily at 4:13 AM in thunderstorms, restaurants named Eggberts do exist, fireflies are magical and mystical, a kids burger is plenty large enough for me, there is truly no avoiding Dallas traffic, I reluctantly admit to being addicted to some kind of sugarfree off-brand Crystal Light crap, Crossfit is the best, it sure feels good to eat paleo once in a while, smoked salmon and local kine lemon plums are the best of breakfasts, and I may just be able to disarm you in a knife fight.
ALSO: I love you all very, very much. You have to know this. I cherish you. I do. But these LJ Twitter feeds have GOT to stop. Please!?
